Top 3 @ 3 am.

FaceBOOK.
We all have the stalkers, the emos, and the lowlifes in our friendstack.
But if you look closer on their postings and then talk with friends about it.
You see certain tendencies in behaviour manifesting itself on the statuslife of everyone who were ever so foolish to open an account on this hack. Hmm.. Maybe not a hack, but with no doubt a waste of productive time for most of us.
No certain order. Here you go:

1.THE FRIEND THAT CAN'T LET YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME HIS LIFE IS posted:
'Standing in line outside the hottest club in Madrid, bought a nice pearl necklace from Louie V and sunbathed on the beautiful seaside while by new fling gave me lotionrub on backside, btw what's happening back home?'

2.GUY WHO PUBLISHES EVERY NUBBING DETAIL OF HIS LIFE posted:
'Lunch, mmm crunchy baguette without pickles and a diet strawberry soda, next up seminar lecture in capitalistic strengths, eeew'

3.GIRL SEATED IN THE MOST CRAPPY JOB OF THE CENTURY AND CAN'T WAIT FOR RELIEF posted:
'omg this week is going speedy now, only two days left until friday woohooo! Who is joining me at the pub at 6? anyone? omg i can't wait!